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NEARLY NEVER SMOKE YOUR HEROES

Too often with celeb stoner brands, a fraction of the effort that went into building the star’s career has gone into cultivating the weed. Considering that, here are some famous-person brands whose real-world reputations are good.
Weedmaps
  • System of a Down’s Shavo Odadjian allegedly puts out “the hottest fire of any celebrity weed brand.”
  • Controversial OnlyFans entrepreneur Bella Thorne puts out weed in partnership with the esteemed Glass House Farms. So, expect no bait and switch.
  • Caliva CEO Dennis O’Malley, who signed Jay-Z as a brand ambassador last year, says “We are excited to be able to reveal some of the projects that we’ve been working on over the course of the next few months.” And we’re excited to no longer be waiting.

Quick Hit

  1. Underwhelmed by the Kanye presidential campaign and hankering for new ways of feeling manipulated by the Jenner-Kardashian family? Well, treat yourself to Kendall’s pot revelationthen sit back and wait for some targeted marketing. Yum.
    The Fresh Toast